Somewhere in the not too distant past, there was a time when literally nothing made sense.

 

Before Theresa May landed herself a cushy little job as Prime Minister, Tony Blair was running the country. Before One Direction gained their hordes of brainless fans, N-Dubz were topping the charts. And before she got all racist, Katie Hopkins was still just another contestant on The Apprentice. 

 

What PWNED! aims to do is give you a light hearted evening that looks back at everything that was great about this period of the mid noughties, whlist also taking the piss out of any celebrities unfortunate enough to have been alive during that crazy time.

 

Expect events as wild as Lindsay Lohan's Relapse Party, Phil Mitchell's House Warming, Russell Brand's Vegan BBQ and The Queen's Birthday Sesh to be coming to venues in Bath and Bristol very soon.    

 

As well as this, our resident PWNED! DJ (that dickhead singer from We Are Parkas) will be spinning only the finest pop, dance, and R'n'B from this beautiful era, playing everything from Black Eyed Peas to Calvin Harris, Craig David, Dizzee Rascal, Girls Aloud, Gorillaz, Justin Timberlake, Tinie Tempah, Mika, The Streets, Wiley, Eric Prydz, Sean Paul, Destiny's Child, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Example and many more.

                Our fourth event, 'Britney Spear's Hair Transplant' is on June 7th at The Nest. 

                        Be there for the most tragically nostalgic night you've ever been to.